LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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(Source: kanyewesticle)

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dietchola:

i can’t stop laughing this is an article

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(Source: netscapeshawty, via dietchola)

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(Source: mediaite, via bacondolphin)

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butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

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niknak79:

The best thank you cards ever

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quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

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augwins:

[AGGRESSIVELY FIST PUMPS TO COTTON EYE JOE]

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meladoodle:

i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)

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